Its A Conspiracy ....

They are trying to get me thrown into prison. I wont give them that satisfaction. I don't care how much you tempt me you Dairy Farmers of America. I will not milk my udder.

Strokin: Selena Gomez

So I was bored today while everyone was either out or asleep so I was cruising the CelebJO boards and found a thread where you tell the previous poster who to jerk off to and get told by the following poster who to jerk off to. Then you post back with the results. Never done it before so I figured what the hell. So I threw up a post giving the previous The lovely Zooey Deschanel will pop back in with his results after. So after about 10 mins of waiting I finally had my target. Selena Gomez.... I haven't really jerked off to Selena before but she has been on my list for some time now so I got to business. I searched the boards for some legal pics. I specifically made sure to only use pics from the forum just for that fact. Luckily pics of her were not in short supply. I picked a few choice ones including a cumpic (credit of cumpic in jerk screen goes to stme6 over at Celeb JO. Usually by the time I have all the pics up for the jerk screen and printed out the pic and gotten everything else in place I am rock hard already and this was no exception. While applying as instructed by the manufacturer, my desired amount of lubricant. Then I got down to business. My hand squished up and down my cock as I focused on her sexy toned legs and gorgeous smile. My balls bounced up and down as my pace quickened as I got more and more lost in lust. Until I couldn't stand it anymore and I knew it was gonna happen soon. I stood up picture in front of me her cute face and innocent eyes staring up at me as I stroked my throbbing dick in front of her. I moaned out her name as my eyes rolled back and I fired off two big shots in a row, followed by a late one as I backed off. the tail of which slowly dripped down the drape I put on my shelf.

Strokin: Emma Stone

So I had some alone time this morning while everyone was asleep and I was so worked up for Emma Stone from last night I had to blow a load to her. Searching for pics of her I sat with my hand in my pants rubbing my balls and tugging at my dick. Those great legs! Within a few seconds I was rock hard and ready to go. Had just picked up a new bottle of lube from wal-mart (more on that trip later) so I cracked it open and got to work slowly stroking my dick. Staring at her cute freckled face, pouty lips, GREAT LEGS!!! and surprisingly nice ass, I sat there my hand pounding up and down my dick. Got about a half hour of stroking in before I felt my balls tighten as I stared at Emma in her tiny gym short. As the cum flowed up and out my cock. I had to catch most of it in my hand cause I didn't have time to make a cumpic but it felt so fucking good to blow a load for Emma.

Movies: Legend of The Guardians / Easy A

So yesterday it was hot as fuck so me and my girl decided to spend a few hours at the movies. So we hopped into our broke down mini van and sped off. We stopped and had some lunch and finally found our way to the box office. Staring at the board of movies about to start we finally decided on Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole. I had high hopes for it considering that I had seen the previews and im a sucker for beautifully animated movies. And I was right the animation on it was great. On big inspiring scenes I actually said out loud... "Oh crap!" just because my eyes couldn't tell it was animated. (Which I am usually pretty good at.) Having said that, the rest of it was a disappointment. The 3d was not worth it. Although I suspect that the great scenes wouldn't have been as great without it. Even though the 3d effect was used sparingly. The story was sub par for my tastes. It seemed like it was 30 mins of a boring story followed by a 10 second beautiful slow motion scene followed by 30 mins of a boring story. So over all I would save my money. People actually walked out of it and I did nothing but wait for it to end.

So after that was over we decided we didn't want to head home yet so we went to go see what was playing. The movie we decided on was so pants stiffening I was fighting to not rub one out right there in the theater..... "Easy A"

A little side note... One of the previews before "Easy A" was a new movie featuring Rachel McAdams called "Morning Glory". The movie itself looks like crap but OMG who knew that Rachel had such and AMAZING ASS! I sure as hell didn't.

Ok.... "Easy A" well going into I knew my cock was going to get rock hard. I mean I am a HUGE sucker for Emma Stone. Anything she does is cute to me and she looks sexy in anything. So first of all its a good movie. It was funny and I was actually laughing out loud which is rare for me in a movie theater. So it was a plus that I could actually enjoy the story as well as the eye candy. The movie features not only Emma Stone but Amanda Bynes as well. So there was no mercy for my pants. Amanda as a WAY to sexy Jesus Freak showing off her great legs and tits. Being so mean you just want to shut her up by shoving your dick down her throat and Emma acting slutty and prancing around in fuck me clothes. (the scenes of her in tiny gym shorts almost made me cum in my pants.)

So all in all go see "Easy A" sit in the back and hope its empty because you are gonna want to jerk off.

Strokin: Allison Scagliotti

So today I was left alone while the gf was at work. And since yesterday was a stressful day I figured I would relax and have a nice relaxing session. I didn't know who I was going to stroke to when I sat down. Opened up the CelebJO Forums (I have been a member for some time now and it is a main source of jerk material for me. So you will hear of it often). Cruising the boards I peeked in on all the cumpics and celeb pics looking for something to spark my lust. I spent about 10 mins of this just slowly tugging at my still limp cock. Then I remembered I had batteries and that my camera was right next to me. So I though I would make my first cumpic in some time. So I popped open my to do list weeded out the ones I was no longer interested in and added more after all of that the name stuck in my head was. Allison Scagliotti. I am not a HUGE fan of Warehouse 13 but I do enjoy some of the episodes. And I do watch it with my pants off every once in awhile for my Allison fix. So after loading up a bunch of pictures of her on my screen. By now my dick was as rock hard as ever over Allison so I sat back lubed up my dick and started stroking. It didn't take long before I had to edge it back and breath while staring at her cute face and nice legs. The ass shaking gif made me edge a second time as I imagined her grinding that ass in my face. Stroking for about a half hour I finally blew my load all over her.