Strokin: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Mary is one of the celebs that I had seen before but never knew her name. And didn't notice here until the cum chain demanded my load. After taking awhile off for the holidays I got back to work on Mary. I made this one a long slow session and edged my load back about 10 times before I made a complete mess of the floor. Moaning and groaning and eyes rolling back in my head. Those legs and the cheerleader outfit are what did me in.

A little side note....

I started a tumblr page that I will updated daily with pictures and whatnot that I enjoy and get off to. This blogger account will remain a main source for my cumpics, jerk screens and vids. The tumblr will mainly be for random sexy pictures I come across in my daily surfing. They are also what I use to get warmed up for my celeb stroking.

Daily Cumplaints

Strokin: Rachel McAdams

So I was at home watching TV and there was nothing on so I decided to watch the newest Sherlock Holmes movie. So I am sitting back relaxing enjoying the occasional glimpses of Rachel when one scene started. It is the scene where Watson is running after Blackwood and triggers a bomb. There is a slow motion scene where we get a great shot of Rachel's ass in a tight pair of pants. So sending the text "Rachel McAdams has a fucking amazing ass!!!" to my girlfriend, I got set to start jerking off to her. While I was finding out that the ass shot from "Morning Glory" was a body double and a small piece of my soul died just a little, I got a reply from my girlfriend. "Then why don't you find a pic and cum all over her ass" is what she said to me and I needed no more convincing and before you knew it I was pumping away furiously. My cum is a little thin in this one cause I have been having a lot of fun lately if you get my meaning. If you don't I mean sex. May take a break for a few days to reload.

Strokin: Odette Yustman

By command of the cum chain at CelebJO I bring you Odette covered in my cum. She has been on my to do list since I saw "You Again" a couple of months ago. She shared a load of cum with her costars and now she got her own. And with a face, ass and legs like that it was only a matter of time.

I focused on the bottom left picture imagining that Odette had just walked in on me jerking off to this video...



... Imagining slipping those cute little white panties down that tight toned ass. Running my fingers over the soft skin of her legs. A look of shock, surprise and intrigue spreads across her face as the fact of what I am doing sinks in. Then to the top right after it has sunk in she sits forward with a stern look on her face. Knowing she has me in a vulnerable position demanding that I am going to cum for her and moan her name or everyone will find out what a pervert I am. And finally exploding all over her smiling face giving her exactly what she wanted.

Strokin: Bonnie Wright

OK so last weekend there was a Harry Potter marathon. Now I was laying there with my pants around my ankles teasing myself over Emma Watson staring at her cute face and oh so slender body. But then Ginny showed up and Lil me sprang up jumping for joy and I had cum for her. I love her face. I don't know what it is but there is something about her cute face red hair and oh so sexy accent I couldn't get enough of her. Now I sat there through 2 of the movies trying to blow a load for Bonnie but the scenes with her in them are few and far between. So I turned to my old friend the Internet.

A quick search for Bonnie Wright delivered up a ton of pictures of her but I was conflicted. I am a pervert I admit to that. I find some young women very pretty. And with the way they dress and act nowadays even sexy. I will admit to getting aroused by them. I will admit to masturbating to them on occasion. But in my personal opinion I feel cumming on their pics crosses a line I'm not comfortable in crossing. So I'm sorry to say you will only see pictures of legal of age celebs covered in my cum. Nor do I have the want desire or urge or need to do so in real life.

***Legal Statement*** I do not want to do any of the things said or mentioned in this blog to any of the women mentioned or pictured in this blog it is simple perverted male fantasy.***End Legal Statement***

Seen to many episodes of Law and Order: SVU to leave that out. Next thing you know someone rapes Betty White and I'm the prime suspect. So back to the main thought. I was in need of legal pics of Bonnie so I can defile with my semen adore by lovingly ejaculating on her face in a fit of romantic pleasure. So a quick flash of the perv signal and glandhander at CelebJo and I had a treasure trove of legal pics to choose from. Selecting just the perfect one I was hard at work on myself. Squishy lubed penis sounds filling the air. Standing up I unleashed a few sticky shots covering Bonnie nicely. Snapping a few pics I cleaned the mess I now regret since I should have left it there and made it a bukkake set. :D I sit back down relaxed....

Then the horror was hit. There was still another movie to watch. I am going to be teased by her again. I'm going to have to jerk off again. OMG I just smoked a bowl. And I'm going to have to jerk off again. Do you have ANY idea how much energy it took to jerk off the first time after that bowl. AGAIN? CURSE YOU TV GODS!!! So after enjoying the movie a bit, yes I do actually enjoy the movies. I'm a nerd. I got back to business after Seeing Ginny in her Quidditch uniform. Pulling up a few pictures from the trove I got back to masturbating. I was going nuts. Moaning and panting. For some reason laughing like a pirate. And quickly coated beautiful Bonnie in a second load... Love you Bonnie :P

Strokin: Cobie Smulders

So yesterday I was busy at home and I hadn't planned on jerking off or even cumming on a pic. I actually planned on not jerking off since I had a lot to get done around here, but like a fool I logged on to CelebJO and it just so happened that someone had assigned me a name in the cum chain. That name was Cobie.... Cobie Smulders.... Even her name is HOT! I didn't know who she was I still don't know anything about her except... *checks IMDB* that she was on a few TV shows I never watched and she was in "The Slammin Salmon". But I knew what I needed to know that she had a FUCKING HOT body and an extremely cute face...

Everything I was doing was stopped and I could barely wait for my slow ass printer to finish printing the next recipient of my load. I ran to the bathroom my Fleshlight and portable DVD player in tow. Now I am not big on jerking in the bathroom but when there are people around I don't have a choice....

So there I was with Cobie looking up at me. My dick sliding in and out of my Fleshlight as the sound of porn filled my ears through my headphones. I was transfixed on her thighs and that tight flat stomach. And for some reason I couldn't get over the fact that her bra and panties didn't match. It was so real. It didn't seem like it was a posed photo shoot. That we were seeing a real woman at home wearing what she had clean that day. That is what sent me over the edge and with a moan I came all over her.