So after taking a few more days off from making cumpics I got back into the swing of things pretty easily yesterday. I was loafing around and smoking a bowl and I figured... I am alone I might as well cum on someone. I looked around and a few caught my eye but I was still undecided. Not being able to decided and my yahoo buddies being flakes I sent a text to my always reliable gf as to who I should cum on. Pink... Was the response. Now I am not a fan of her music, and most of the time I find her "Meh" not my type. Although something about the combination of my gf commanding me, Pink's tight ass in a cute pair of panties... Did I mention I have a panty fetish? Those strong sexy thighs and the fuck you im a sexy butch bitch attitude that got me hard in a hurry. I selected the picture for the wonderful crotch shot plus she looks damn good in black leather. And I love a woman in "hooker boots" as I call them. Did I mention I jerked off while listening to her song "U and Ur hand" felt so good to overload my senses and blow a load.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Strokin: Pink
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Strokin: Miley Cyrus
So I took some time off from the cumpics while my gf had a few days off work. Had a great time hanging out and fucking. But when I realized MILEY CYRUS HAS TURNED 18... Enough fooling around back to business no more fooling around was my mantra as I hurridly smoked a bowl and stroked my dick while looking at her. The vid shows the end of a nice hour long session. Now bad news... I was high and I had just came so my mind wasnt in the right place... My mind was focused on a snack and what was on tv. Not taking pics. So by the time I realized what I was doing I had crumpled up the picture and tossed it.... "FUCK" rang out from the kitchen as it hit me. So long story short... I came on Miley and I dont have to be a super dirty perv because she is 18. HAHA
Friday, November 19, 2010
Strokin: Lita
So I promised Lita a special load. I got some time alone on Wednesday and she was around so I sat back and started rubbing my cock while I watched her dance around in her bikinis. Imagining holding a hand full of her red hair as I pumped my cock in and out of her mouth. Now she has been at the top of my jerk list since she debuted in the WWE so this woman always gets me going. So before I knew it... WAY BEFORE... I think to myself... FUCK I'M GONNA CUM EARLIER THEN I EXPECTED!!! So I stand up and let the cum fly all over her face or so I thought. It sure felt like I fired off a gallon but when I looked down all I saw was a couple of shots dripping from her face and her flipping me off. So I took a rest for a few days to reload and I promise I will cum on you again soon Lita.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Strokin: Bar Refaeli
So there I was I had a picture printed. I had a jerk screen ready to go and I was locked cocked and loaded to blow a load all over Lita's face. And that is when it happen there was a soft almost silent knock on the door. I moaned out come in as Lita rolled her tongue over the head of my cock. In walked Bar in her tiny shorts and white bikini top, head bobbing to the music. She let out a loud sigh with a pout as she saw Lita bobbing up and down in my lap. Bar pleaded with Lita, she begged "Please Lita let me have his cum. I have never had any and you get to swallow it all the time. PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!" Lita shook her head, but with a pat of my hand on her shoulder she released my cock from her vacuum of a mouth with a whine. "Lita let Bar have this one and I will give you an extra special one next time."....
... Wait... Im not in a mansion.... Where is Bar?... Where is Lita?.... Why is there peanut butter on my balls?!?!?!.... Well I guess its the fleshlight and a picture for me again. Gotta lay of the weed for a few days....
So really... I was online ready to cum all over a picture of Lita as suggested by a friend when a message popped up and I was introduced to Bar. I have never jerked off to her before and she isnt even the type of woman I normally jerk to but something about the way this guy talked about her and seeing this pic of her in her little green shorts, listening to music that just called out to me. I imagined she was roller skating up and down the Venice Beach walk as I sat in the sand watching her toned sexy body move and sway to the unheard rhythm. My cock in my hand as I beat off not caring who is there. And after I blow my load on her thigh as she skates by me she trips on a seagull and totally prat falls into the sand. I have strange day dreams when im high. Enjoy the pics.
... Wait... Im not in a mansion.... Where is Bar?... Where is Lita?.... Why is there peanut butter on my balls?!?!?!.... Well I guess its the fleshlight and a picture for me again. Gotta lay of the weed for a few days....
So really... I was online ready to cum all over a picture of Lita as suggested by a friend when a message popped up and I was introduced to Bar. I have never jerked off to her before and she isnt even the type of woman I normally jerk to but something about the way this guy talked about her and seeing this pic of her in her little green shorts, listening to music that just called out to me. I imagined she was roller skating up and down the Venice Beach walk as I sat in the sand watching her toned sexy body move and sway to the unheard rhythm. My cock in my hand as I beat off not caring who is there. And after I blow my load on her thigh as she skates by me she trips on a seagull and totally prat falls into the sand. I have strange day dreams when im high. Enjoy the pics.
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Strokin: Anna Paquin
The house cleared out and within in minuets I was ripping my bong while searching for a celeb to dump a load over. I went through some porn... Random facials and cumshots even some creampies to get me going. After edging for about 40 minutes or so it was time for this load to escape its imprisonment. Quickly deciding to cum on Anna after running across one of her sex scenes from "True Blood". I hurriedly got everything set up and went with a simple 3 picture screen. I got to work pounding my dick hard and fast. Imagining sliding my cock between her perfect handful tits. Sucking on those soft little pink nipples. And cumming all over that beautiful smiling face. I let lose five hard ropes before dribbling out with a moan and a sigh of satisfaction.
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Saturday, November 13, 2010
Strokin: Tyra Banks
So yesterday I was cruising around looking for something to masturbate to. Random porn wasn't doing it, and I couldn't decide on a celeb to jerk to. As a last ditch effort I turned to my cell phone. Typing out a quick text saying "Who should I cum on?" I sat back waiting a reply from my girl. I sat impatiently waiting for a response. What seemed like forever went by and my phone vibrated in my lap. It felt AMAZING!!! Her response "Me!!!... But since im at work cum on Tyra Banks. She is a cum whore and I want her to be painted in cum". Fueled by her unbelievable pervyness I raced to the printer dropping my pants on the way. I was already rock hard and stroking while I set everything up. I almost blew my load to soon as I set up the jerk screen. The bikini pic pushing me closer and closer to the end. I had to let go and breath just so I wouldn't lose it. Spending some time reading a dirty fanfic about her helped keep me stiff without touching so I could build up a nice load. Once everything was in place (about an hour later). I stood up pounding my cock hard and fast I moaned out and blew my load all over Tyras beautiful face.
I think I have the vid shooting sorted out. Any comments or tips are appreciated.
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Strokin: Jenna Elfman
So on Thursday I got a couple of hours alone and I had a load of cum waiting to blow out of my balls. So as I was searching for a ball draining beauty to dump my load on and then I found the picture of Jenna in her tiny black panties and fishnet stockings. I couldn't stop staring at those thighs and my dick stood up and started begging for some. After printing out a pic and lubing up my fleshlight I got to work. Squishy noises filled the room as my dick slid in and out of my fleshlight my thoughts drifting between those long slender thighs and that cum drainingly cute face. And before long my cock was ready to explode. Standing up I took aim at Jenna laying there on the bed in a pair of my boxers and my t shirt waiting for what she wants. With a loud moan my cock exploded. Thank you Jenna. You are gorgeous.
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Strokin: Kari Byron
So I have spent all day jumping from celeb babe to celeb teasing myself and getting nice and worked up. After about 4 hours of this I was finally home alone and I was desperate to drop a load over a babe. I couldn't decide so I the tv decide like I often do. I turn it on and to my surprise it is an episode of MythBusters. And there on the screen bouncing around for my enjoyment was cute little Kari. Instantly I was rock hard and my pants were off. I left a flame trail as I ran to the computer and opened up some pics of her. After updating my global status I got to work on my fleshlight. Pumping in and out I imagined her gagging as I pumped in and out of her mouth. Holding onto that red hair. Drool dripping down my balls and off of her chin. Reaching down to grab a hold of those perfect hand full tits. I selected the pic of Kari biting her lip in anticipation of my hot load of cum splashing on her face. With a pant and an inhale thick globs of my cum coated her.
*Fixed the lighting problem but now I have to work on the angle. I know it sucks.*
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
Strokin: Deborah Ann Woll
I like many was first introduced to Deborah on HBO's True Blood. We all know I have a major hard on for pale skinned redheads. So when she showed up as a major character in the series that I already loved, my little pants buddy was twitching with joy. Now I consider myself a connoisseur of redheads and I pride myself on being able to tell when they are natural or not. I had Deborah pegged as a natural and pleasured myself many times thinking about slipping my penis into her a perfect small red bush accenting her pubic region. Then I had some horrifying new. She is a natural blond. *weak whimper 1* And has been so all her life. WHY DEBORAH!!!??? WHY???!?!?!....
But wait... Lets not forget she on a great show with vampires that are actually vampires and not twinkly boys. Is it wrong that I jerk off to vampire Deborah more then Deborah, Deborah? Oh well enough of this here is my cum on her face.
1: The sound of a small piece of my soul dying.
But wait... Lets not forget she on a great show with vampires that are actually vampires and not twinkly boys. Is it wrong that I jerk off to vampire Deborah more then Deborah, Deborah? Oh well enough of this here is my cum on her face.
1: The sound of a small piece of my soul dying.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Strokin: Cosplayer Adella
This is a new one for me. I first saw Adella a few weeks ago. I was chatting on yahoo about how sexy and hot female cosplayers can be. And up jumped some pictures of oh so cute Adella. Now at first I was masturbating to the characters she was dressed as. Who didn't jerk off or at least get hard to Agent Scully? Who didn't pound one out for Ulala's tight ass?... I know I did. Then I realized... This is a cute chick that is doing it. So there I was. Stiff penis in hand my mind flipping back and forth between day dreaming of finding pants stealing aliens who are backed by the government. And the only way to send them back to their home plant is to roughly pound the anus of a cute redhead. And a cute cosplay chick who sits there and plays video games naked while I sit in nothing but a Hawaiian shirt (cause they are cool) and masturbate while she complains about "escort missions" and how much they suck ass. And only hits the pause button to wrap her soft sweet lips around the head of my cock to swallow my load. Then turns right back to the screen as a small droplet of my semen hangs in the corner of her mouth.
Disclaimer:
(The preceding was a "Little Dick Stroker" perverted fantasy. L.D.S. has no way of knowing if Adella has ever done such things. But we do know a guy who says he has solid evidence that government funded aliens are stealing pants in all over the west coast of the United States.)
Disclaimer:
(The preceding was a "Little Dick Stroker" perverted fantasy. L.D.S. has no way of knowing if Adella has ever done such things. But we do know a guy who says he has solid evidence that government funded aliens are stealing pants in all over the west coast of the United States.)
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